Off to see the wizard

The wonderful wizard of thyroids that is. This morning is my thyroid lobectomy surgery at 9:00 am, though we've got to be at the hospital at 7:15 am for check-in. The plan is to remove the left side of the thyroid and the benign growth that's attached to it. I'll be back before lunch feeling fabulously drugged up and ready for a 10 hour nap. Think of how stylishly sleek my neck will look now without that full, fatty thyroid weighing me down!