Smells like dirty old man

When we went on our walk tonight, we found a box of Swisher Sweet cigars on the sidewalk. Being the cheap bastards we are, we stole them. Swisher Sweets are individually wrapped so it's not like we're going to get the mouth herp from them. Or so we hope....
No, they don't smell sweet, they smell like stinky old man. Hence why Chris likes them.